ciaociao

i walked down to 1100 nw 52nd today on my lunch and rang the door bell. dude comes out and is super energetic. i told him i accidentally had a package shipped to this address and it should have arrived some time last week, and he got all big-eyed and said “were they bike parts? i think i threw them away!”
i was all bummed, and he said “let’s go see!” and started to walk to the street, then suddenly turned around and went back inside and came back out with the box.
“they were to be thrown out today! i called ups back and they told me it was probably fraud (??) and that i should just throw the box away. i tried looking you up in the phone book, and then the internet, and i could only find a terry cain in reno!”
we laughed. we cried. we made out in the alley. i got my bars!